Gazoyngas aplenty Back pains she had many For such knockers hooters funbags boys were not even ready She could hold your beer Without hands she could steer Smack a grown man in the face so hard he'd shed a few tears cuz they were GHOST BOOBS OOH YOU HARDLY KNEW ME GHOST BOOBS OOH WE HARDLY KNEW YE [repeat] It was a fad diet, she had to try it Chrissy Snow looked pretty hot so Thighmaster just buy it A paid membership at the bulldyke gym cuz her boyfriend likes Sue Powter so why not impress him? What she didn't foresee is that her twiddles would flee Her thighs and gut both stayed the same but now she could see her knees Her boyfriend did weep, he thought her twiddles would keep but they didn't know that they would come back in her sleep cuz they were [Repeat chorus] I thought I was fat so I went on a diet If I knew they'd split I would never have tried it
credits
from Are You Wigglin?,
released July 12, 2005
Chunx - vocals, Hunx - organ, drumbeats, Funx - keyboards
Bratmobile are the original riot girls! I love their snotty simplicity and lo-fi minimalism. It's all heart and the power of youth combined with playground chants. John Isaacson
Dreamy indie rock a la Duster/Sparklehorse with interesting with dynamic shifts and subtle hooks to keep things moving along. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 23, 2024