A-well I met this guy sometime last May I heard he was hung and a machine gun lay But I musta been drunk, I musta been busy Musta been watchin tapes of old MacGuyver or Richard Bey IF ANYONE OBJECTS TO THIS MATRIMONY YOU BETTER BAG THE BAD TUX AND JUST RIDE MY PONY AND ALL YOU BAD FUCKS OUT THERE DON'T YOU TRY TO BONE ME I ONLY WANTED A PIECE OF THAT FRIED BALONEY-ONEY FIRST I DID SOME JUMPING JACKS AND I SAW IT IN HIS PANTS HE SAID DAMN I LIKE YOUR RACK -- I MEAN, YOU CAN REALLY DANCE!!!! BY THE TIME I GOT TO THE RUNNING MAN I THOUGHT THAT HE MIGHT BE GETTING SOFT THEN HE PICKED UP THE PHONE AND SAID HEY! THE WEDDING'S OFF!!! And so that guy I had just met last May He saw my cameltoe then canceled the wedding day In a leotard made of the finest gold lame At his bachelor party guess who popped right outta the cake? [Repeat chorus]
credits
from Are You Wigglin?,
released July 12, 2005
Chunx - vocals, Hunx - organ, drumbeats, backing vocals, and vibraslap ii, Chris McVicker - trombone
supported by 5 fans who also own “Stop The Wedding”
Bratmobile are the original riot girls! I love their snotty simplicity and lo-fi minimalism. It's all heart and the power of youth combined with playground chants. John Isaacson
Terry Venemous is releasing new music every 3 weeks this year. His latest EP is sumptuous art pop with a wry sense of detachment.
Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 27, 2024