Do you remember ROLLERMANIA? The prepubescent youth movement started by maniac Bay City Rollers fans? Gravy Train!!!! has inspired something very similar recently that is known as GRAVYMANIA. For the last year Gravy Train!!!! has been extremely busy touring the teen circuits of the USA, England and Sweden being followed around by a rapidly growing and very intense teenybopper fan base. The only difference is that Rollermania was made up of mostly girls and Gravymania is a combo of girls and boys and a lot of raging homosexuals. Nowadays most "youngsters" don't own record players so Gravy Train!!!! is proud to present their first ever vinyl-only release. What you hold in your hands is a 3 song (4 if you count the "ghost track") discotecque ready 12" known as "GHOST BOOBS". Gravy Train!!!! hopes their preemie fanbase will be inspired to buy record players with their allowance money or go and shoplift one to play this record and then go out and buy thousands of other records that are not available on CD!!
"Ghost Boobs" was originally only a music video but due to overwhelming demand the song is now being released. It is the tragic story of one young woman who works out and diets to lose weight, but only succeeds in ridding herself of her best asset: her gigantic balloon-like fanbags. Listen for references to Susan Powter, Thighmaster and "gazoyngas". Other songs on this record include "Stop the Wedding" and "Lick".
This is also the last Gravy Train!!!! release before they introduce their brand new sound full of Gary Glitter drumbeats, mean guitar licks, 60s girl group harmonies and pure pop bubblegum songwriting. This is also the first release since they replaced old band member Drunx with new edition Junx. Not only does Junx entertain the pants off people (literally speaking that is), he also manages to score some action with other dudes on a nightly basis in club bathrooms after each and every performance.
GRAVY TRAIN!!!! is touring the USA this summer with The Vanishing and Quintron & Miss Pussycat. They are also releasing a huge bonerfied DVD and are recording their second full length album to be released later this year or early 2005.
This release entirely produced by Hunx at Gravy Train's brand new recording studio headquarters- BATWIDDICALS OAKLAND, CA.
released July 27, 2004
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